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you want a rock and roll story? ok.

5 dudes. 1 car. bored out of our minds. lots of cash. haha.

so there we were. driving around the mean streets of Surrey B.C. mostly smokin ganja and about.... 4 or so beers each in by this point (except the driver *legit*) its probably 6 oclock on a friday night of a long weekend. there wasnt any parties happening that we could crash in on. not that would be a problem because at this point in our lives the alcohol kept us in full swagga. What could we do? There were 3 of us who had just got a wad of cash each and we were eager to blow it. so we drove around for a while. made our way to the drive in theater in Aldergrove to see if there was anything decent playing. there was. but it turned out that paying i think 60 bucks to see a movie where we werent all that comfortable and with a bunk stereo seemed like a waste of cash.

what should we do boys? iono. iono. iono. iono. wanna keep drivin? see how far we can get? wanna hit up Calgary? YEAH! haha. alright lets do it. East driver. we stocked up on beer and weed, put our money together and started driving. a couple of wrong turns ended up taking us the northern route. which was actually much more fun then driving on roads that we had already sceen. To this day I dont think any of us know what route that was but From Vancouver to Calgary we ended up taking 3 faeries so if that means anything to you. sweet.

we drove all night, and most of the next day. Met up with a mini-van of females and stopped to drink a few beers and smoke a few with them. at this point we've been awake for..... well a long time. but we had been drinking for about 20 hours straight.

Drivin drivin drivin drivin. you know what we need guys? a Canucks flag so when we hit cow town people will know whats up. But were about 10 minutes away from crossin the Alberta border into enemy land where will we ever find a 'nucks flag.

FLAG!! epic e-brake stop, ninja-like skills used to snatch flag. thanks dude.

alright we're set.

24 solid hours of drinking and sitting in a car will do wonders for your personal smell and fresh as a crack-head we rolled into Calgary to see what this place was all about. we had about 40 roaches in the car ready to roll but we needed more ganja so we set out on the journey around town to hit that up while our driver caught some sleep.

Everyone is afraid of us. these kids are runnin around d/t Calgary asking any cool looking person for weed. apparently its not as "accepted" as in our lovely town. So we got more beer.

We stayed in this new place for about 2 hours. and got bored. we couldn't find any new friends. and all of the clubs and bars that we could find were for the nice shoes and dress shirt crowd. eff it.

on our way home. and with about 28 or so hours of beer in our bodies and.... 1 meal.... (lots of candy and munchies tho)we decided to take on the endeavor of going home.

Dude. Calgary is confusing. How do we get out of here?

ask for directions.

who's gunna do it? "me" says I. i suppose.

go into gas station. come out. get in car.

black out.

6 days later i wake up from a coma with a pretty broken body. multiple skull face and jaw fractures, a puntured lung, most of my ribs broken, a broken hip and internal injuries. completely botched right hand and on some crazy drugs that made me see yellow writing falling down the hospital walls. fun.

moral of the story.

dont ask for directions.